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3D Works

• Werner Herzog / Klaus Kinski Action Figures - April 2, 2009
• Bowling Pin Table - October 17, 2007

Baggage Check

• Baggage Check Illustration 07/28/10 - Unattractive - July 28, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 07/20/10 - Condo Woes - July 20, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 07/13/10 - Dividing Time - July 12, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 07/06/10 - 3 Date Expiration - July 5, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 06/29/10 - Old Flirt - June 28, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 06/22/10 - Overshadowed - June 22, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 06/15/10 - Ghosts of Girlfriend's Past - June 15, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 06/08/10 - Gag Toast - June 8, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 06/01/10 - Stressful Eating - June 2, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 05/25/10 - Rollercoaster - May 26, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 05/18/05 - Awkward Crush - May 17, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 05/11/10 - Skinny Old Photos - May 10, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration - Wasted Weekends - May 4, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 04/27/10 - Trapped - April 26, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 04/20/10 - Suspicious - April 19, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 04/13/10 - Runaway - April 12, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 04/06/10 - Second Life - April 5, 2010
• Bagagge Check Illustration 03/30/10 - Juggling 2 Guys - March 29, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 03/23/10 - Depression - March 22, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 03/16/10 - Bisexual Rebel - March 15, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 03/09/10 - Unexplained Crying - March 8, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 03/01/10 - Sister the Bully - March 1, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 02/22/10 - Seeking Mr. Wrong - February 22, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 02/16/10 - No Babies - February 16, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 02/09/10 - Booze Hound Lawyer - February 9, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 02/02/10 - One Way Text Messages - February 1, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 01/26/10 - Angry Cougar - January 25, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 01/19/10 - Facebook Insecurities - January 19, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 01/12/10 - Bad Therapists - January 12, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 01/05/10 - No Sex Boyfriend - January 4, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 12/29/09 - What to be when I grow up... - December 28, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 12/22/09 - "Go get 'em, Tiger!" - December 21, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 12/15/09 - FB / Twitter instead of Work - December 14, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 12/08/09 - Favorite Son - December 7, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 12/01/09 - Always a Bridesmaid... - November 30, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 11/24/09 - Highs & Lows - November 23, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 11/17/09 - Negative Nancy - November 16, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 11/10/09 - Money Flaunter - November 9, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 11/03/09 - Career Change - November 2, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 10/27/09 - Disapproving In-Laws - October 26, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 10/20/09 - Spoiled Dog - October 19, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 10/13/09 - Liar - October 12, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 10/06/09 - Always Angry - October 6, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 09/29/09 - Avoiding the Crusade - September 29, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 09/21/09 - Moving In Together - September 21, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 09/08/09 - Treated Like a Child - September 7, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 09/01/09 - Sloppy Husband - August 31, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 08/25/09 - Sunday Morning Stalkers - August 24, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 08/18/09 - Self Medicated Sleep - August 17, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 08/11/09 - Clingy Friend - August 10, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 08/04/09 - Anger Management - August 3, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 07/28/09 - Moving On After Nasty Split - July 27, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 07/21/09 - Emotionally Guarded - July 20, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 07/14/09 - Financially Irresponsible - July 13, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 07/07/09 - Long Distance Relationship - July 6, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 06/30/09 - Resentment - June 29, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 06/23/09 - Neighbor Wars - June 23, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 06/16/09 - Office Braggart - June 16, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 06/09/09 - Barney Therapy - June 9, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 06/02/09 - Shy Guy - June 2, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 05/26/09 - Cougar Dad - May 26, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 05/19/09 - Swine Flu - May 19, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 05/12/09 - Office Crush - May 12, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 05/05/09 - Work Anxiety - May 5, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 04/28/09 - Ghosts of Boyfriends Past - April 27, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 04/21/09 - Nasty Argument - April 20, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 04/21/09 - (alternate) - April 20, 2009

Blog

• Crawfish Boil 2010! - April 4, 2010
• VINYLMORE 3: Munnyland - March 29, 2010
• Exclude this Post Test - October 28, 2009
• Big Bird Unmasked (video) - June 10, 2009
• Sesame Street: Death of Mr. Hooper (video) - June 10, 2009
• Dr. Seuss Documentary (video) - June 10, 2009
• 2009 Crawfish Boil! - April 11, 2009
• Testing Flickr viewers... - March 31, 2009
• I kissed a girl and I liked it... - March 24, 2009
• Memories of the Overlook - March 10, 2009
• New Site, sorta - March 6, 2009
• iphone asci art txt messages - January 11, 2009
• standard kitten test - March 15, 2008

Comic Features

• EMERGENCY CARE FOR CHOKING (poster) - December 4, 2009
• Baltimore: Why the Edge? (comic for Baltimore Magazine) - October 8, 2009
• 7 Reasons Why Summer in Baltimore Rules More Than Any Other Place On The Face of The Earth - May 9, 2008

Covers

• DC CityPaper Covers - 12/18/10 & 12/25/10 - June 10, 2010
• DC CityPaper Cover - 05/21/10 - June 10, 2010
• MUTANT #1 (cover) - May 1, 2010
• Weekend Pass Cover: Bentzen Ball - October 24, 2009
• Weekend Pass Cover: Fish Out of Water - July 16, 2009
• Baltimore City Paper Comics Contest - 2007 Cover - September 9, 2007

Designs for Things I'll Never Make

• Hot Dog Couch! - October 17, 2007
• Hot Dog Couch Accessories - October 17, 2007
• Bowling Pin Table - October 17, 2007
• Converse Color Wheel - October 17, 2007
• Fun With Bikes - October 17, 2007
• Fake Student ID - October 17, 2007
• Dream House - October 17, 2007
• Pizza Table - October 17, 2007
• Ultimate Sketchbook - October 17, 2007
• Rocket Burrito - October 17, 2007
• Notepad Tattoo - October 17, 2007
• Crypt Liquor Cabinet - October 17, 2007
• Gumball Machine Comics - October 17, 2007
• Swirly Bathtub - October 17, 2007
• Tower Cubicle - October 17, 2007
• Dancing Suit - October 17, 2007
• Other Tables - October 17, 2007
• Chinese Box Comics - October 17, 2007
• Barfbag Comics - October 17, 2007
• Matchbook Comics - October 17, 2007
• Purse - October 17, 2007
• Train Pants - October 17, 2007
• "m" Dress - October 17, 2007
• PacMan Skirt - October 17, 2007
• Wallet Games - October 16, 2007

DIRTFARM (weekly comic)

• #261: Boredom through the Ages - July 28, 2010
• #260: Annoying Couple! - July 21, 2010
• #259: Modern Lust - July 7, 2010
• #258: PONY! - June 23, 2010
• #257: Sand! - June 2, 2010
• #256: Sex in the City 2! - May 26, 2010
• #255: Immigration I.D. - May 19, 2010
• #254: Free Oil! - May 5, 2010
• #253: Free Comic Book Day! - May 1, 2010
• #252: Employee Handbook - Establishing a Good Work Ethic - April 21, 2010
• #251: STUPID - April 7, 2010
• #250: Mr. Lucky - March 31, 2010
• #249: Helper - March 17, 2010
• #248: Magic Bat - March 10, 2010
• #247: Sleeping Beauty - March 3, 2010
• #246: MAD MEN - February 24, 2010
• #245: Winter Olympics - February 17, 2010
• #244: Clouds - February 3, 2010
• #243: Loser Speech - January 27, 2010
• #242: Realistic Resolutions - January 6, 2010
• #241: 2010 Dirtfarm Calendar - December 30, 2009
• #240: Fappy Contest Winner 3: Fappy Returns Home! - December 23, 2009
• #239: Fappy Contest Winner 2: Fappy's Cafe! - December 16, 2009
• #238: Fappy Contest Winner 1: Can I Join You? - December 14, 2009
• #237: Fappy Comic Contest (deadline extension) - December 2, 2009
• #236: Fappy Comic Contest! Enter to Win!! - November 25, 2009
• #235: Twilight Fan! - November 18, 2009
• #234: Silverton - November 11, 2009
• #233: Law & Order - November 4, 2009
• #232: Fappy Halloween!!! - October 28, 2009
• #231: Kitty - October 22, 2009
• #230: Employee Handbook: Proper Way to Carry Out Office Romance - October 14, 2009
• #229: Fappy Alarm Clock - October 8, 2009
• #228: Routine - October 5, 2009
• #227: Smile! - September 17, 2009
• #226: Birth of a Great Idea! - September 2, 2009
• #225: For Fappy Press One - August 26, 2009
• #224: Know When To Walk Away - August 19, 2009
• #223: Fantastic Ways to Avoid Having SEX! - August 12, 2009
• #222: Impossible Deadline! - August 5, 2009
• #221: Struggling Artist - July 29, 2009
• #220: Life After Death - July 22, 2009
• #219: FUGITIVES! - July 15, 2009
• #218: Hangin' With Jesus: R.I.P. Jackson, Fawcett, McMahon, & Billy Mays - July 1, 2009
• #217: Scrabble Funnies - June 25, 2009
• #216: Dad Fold-In - June 17, 2009
• #215: Drunk Math! - June 3, 2009
• #214: 9 Simple Ways to Start a Meaningful Conversation - May 27, 2009
• #213: SWINE FLU!!!!! - May 6, 2009
• #212: Fappy Stars In - Babysitter! - April 29, 2009
• #211: BIRDS: Finally Exposed! - April 22, 2009
• #210: Making of a Dirtfarm Comic! - April 18, 2009
• #210: Leading Causes of Clown Death - April 15, 2009
• #209: Laughter is the Best Medicine - April 2, 2009
• #208: April Fools 2009! - March 25, 2009
• #207: Employee Handbook: What To Do After Being Laid Off - March 18, 2009
• #206: Condescending Asshole from the Future - March 11, 2009
• #205: Social Wizard! - March 6, 2009
• #204: Fappy writes a Pop Tune! - March 1, 2009
• #203: Oscars the Gathering - February 21, 2009
• #202: Fappy Valentine - February 14, 2009
• #201: Cancel this Cartoon! - February 7, 2009
• #200: Recession - February 1, 2009
• #199: Runaway Socks - January 21, 2009
• #198: Presidential Predictions - January 14, 2009
• #197: Farewell 2009 Glasses... - January 7, 2009
• #196: 2009 Calendar - January 1, 2009
• #195: Jesus' Lesser Celebrated Birthdays - December 24, 2008
• #194: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year - December 7, 2008
• #193: Employee Handbook: Nuts at Work - December 1, 2008
• #192: Thank You! - November 21, 2008
• #191: Bang - November 8, 2008
• #190: Thanks for the Memory... - November 1, 2008
• #189: Vote McCain!!! - October 23, 2008
• #188: You Decide! - October 10, 2008
• #187: What Were You Thinking? - October 7, 2008
• #186: Career - September 30, 2008
• #185: Mindless Violence! - September 20, 2008
• #184: The Future of Newsprint - September 13, 2008
• #183: Forever and Ever and Ever - September 8, 2008
• #182: How to Deal with Stress - July 7, 2008
• #181: Fappy Goes to the Olympics! - July 1, 2008
• #180: How to Talk to Famous People - June 21, 2008
• #179: Greetings from Summer Camp - June 14, 2008
• #178: Wall-e - June 7, 2008
• #177: Superhero - June 1, 2008
• #176: Best Ideas in Wedding Gifts - May 21, 2008
• #175: Sex in the City - May 14, 2008
• #174: Bald Eagle in Gray World with Elf - May 7, 2008
• #173: Stimulate the Economy - May 1, 2008
• #172: Supermom! - April 21, 2008
• #171: Fold this comic into a plastic cube! - April 14, 2008
• #170: Fappy Becomes a RockStar! - April 7, 2008
• #169: Tax Coupons! - April 1, 2008
• #168: After Easter Bunny! - March 21, 2008
• #167: Big Prince, Little Prince - March 7, 2008
• #166: Political Puzzle - March 1, 2008
• #165: Not Unabomber. Nice Man - February 21, 2008
• #164: Fappy Enters the 3rd Dimension! - February 14, 2008
• #163: Valentine '08! - February 7, 2008
• #162: Magician - February 1, 2008
• #161: Candidates - January 21, 2008
• #160: Geriatric Rambo - January 14, 2008
• #159: How to Be Really Bored - January 7, 2008
• #158: 2008 DIRTFARM Calendar Clip Show! - January 1, 2008
• #157: Fappy Holidays - December 21, 2007
• #156: Perfect Tree - December 14, 2007
• #155: Christmas Country - December 7, 2007
• #154: Fashionable Baby - December 1, 2007
• #153: First Thanksgiving - November 25, 2007
• #152: Writer Strike - November 22, 2007
• #151: Nopokeyo - November 20, 2007
• #150: Futuristic Relationship Inventions - November 18, 2007
• #149: Housebroken Werewolf - November 14, 2007
• #148: 9 Simple Activities to Help Overcome Depression - November 7, 2007
• #147: What Color is Your Parachute? - November 1, 2007
• #146: Girl Fads! - October 21, 2007
• #145: Love Illustrated - October 14, 2007
• #144: Popular Restroom Signals for Gay Sex! - October 7, 2007
• #143: 4am Roadmap to Inspiration - October 1, 2007
• #142: FJUCK! - September 14, 2007
• #141: Cruel Shoes... - September 8, 2007
• #140: Lost Dog... - September 7, 2007
• #139: Future Beautiful - September 1, 2007
• #138: Newborn! - August 21, 2007
• #137: Sharks! - August 14, 2007
• #136: Osama RULZ! LOL!!1111 - August 7, 2007
• #135: Aliens! - August 1, 2007
• #134: Campfire Killer! - July 21, 2007
• #133: WooHoo! Michael Moore has a new movie out! - July 14, 2007
• #132: Fappy Summer Love! - July 7, 2007
• #131: What Should You Get Dad for Father's Day? - July 1, 2007
• #130: Beware! Lesbians! - June 21, 2007
• #129: Magical Unicorn! - June 14, 2007
• #128: Dumb Crap Found in Old Sketchbooks - June 7, 2007
• #127: Farewell Falwell - June 1, 2007
• #126: How to Keep Your Relationship Fresh - May 21, 2007
• #125: Wanh! - May 14, 2007
• #124: Dreamcatcher... - May 7, 2007
• #123: Where the Totally Racist Things Are - May 1, 2007
• #122: I.R.S. Ultimate Spring Break - April 21, 2007
• #121: Happy Easter! - April 14, 2007
• #120: Online Dog Fights - April 7, 2007
• #119: 30 Something Mutant Ninja Turtles - April 1, 2007
• #118: Seal Show - March 21, 2007
• #117: Daylight Savings - March 14, 2007
• #116: No Smoking - March 7, 2007
• #115: A Freelancer's Guide to working from Home... - March 1, 2007
• #114: Mourning the Loss of Anna Nicole... - February 21, 2007
• #113: Valentine - February 14, 2007
• #112: Clowny - February 7, 2007
• #111: Magical Snowflake - February 1, 2007
• #110: iPhone! - January 21, 2007
• #109: Cappin' Off Suckas! - January 14, 2007
• #108: Resolutions... - January 7, 2007
• #107: Fappy New Years! - January 1, 2007
• #106: End of 2006... - December 7, 2006
• #105: Secret Santa! - December 2, 2006
• #104: Totally Sweet Ways to Die! - November 14, 2006
• #103: P.J. O'Ross was my Mother: A tribute to Buzz! - November 7, 2006
• #102: A Dumb Little Book About Halloween... - October 31, 2006
• #101: Miracles Really Do Happen Every Day! - October 21, 2006
• #100: DIRTFARM #100! - October 14, 2006
• #099: Butterflies in the Jelly... - October 7, 2006
• #098: Fappy's Dream Job! - October 1, 2006
• #097: Diplomacy! - September 21, 2006
• #096: Afterlife Animal Roast : a tribute to the crocodile hunter... - September 14, 2006
• #095: Fappy's New Glasses! - September 14, 2006
• #094: Dude, Let's like go to Burning Man, mannn! - September 7, 2006
• #093: 2006 Snake Travel Tips! - September 1, 2006
• #092: Blobby Sermen: New Kid at School! - August 21, 2006
• #091: Employee Handbook: The Interview Process - August 14, 2006
• #090: One Night Stand! - August 7, 2006
• #089: Fappy Celebrates History! - August 1, 2006
• #088: Calvin, Hobbes, ... & MySpace Tom - July 21, 2006
• #087: Superman Returns (to reality) - July 14, 2006
• #086: Rainy Day Story - July 7, 2006
• #085: Safety First! - July 1, 2006
• #084: Goodbye Yellow Brick Road... - June 21, 2006
• #083: Build Your Own Gay Person! - June 14, 2006
• #082: 6.6.6. - June 7, 2006
• #081: Taking Care of Business! - June 1, 2006
• #080: Karma Coated Chain Letter! - May 21, 2006
• #079: Do you have what it takes to become a SERIOUS ARTIST? - May 14, 2006
• #078: A Beautiful Day in Fappyland! - May 7, 2006
• #077: Greetings from Mr. Stork! - May 1, 2006
• #076: How Can I Win Back My Woman? - April 21, 2006
• #075: It's that time of year again... - April 14, 2006
• #074: You're all going to HELL! - April 7, 2006
• #073: New Beginning... - April 1, 2006
• #072: Fun with Drugs - March 21, 2006
• #071: Luck of the Irish! - March 14, 2006
• #070: Blowing Bubbles - March 7, 2006
• #069: Fappy Discovers Cold Fusion - March 1, 2006
• #068: Mardi Gras Infomercial! - February 21, 2006
• #067: Kill All the Cartoonists! - February 14, 2006
• #066: Last Minute Valentine - February 7, 2006
• #065: Fantasy Football Kama Sutra! - February 1, 2006
• #064: the distance between two points... - January 21, 2006
• #063: Zombie Mr. Rogers... - January 14, 2006
• #062: 2006 Predictions! - January 7, 2006
• #061: New Years Eve Text Messaging Made Simple! - December 27, 2005
• #060: Santa Claus is Awesome! - December 25, 2005
• #059: Give CRAP Gifts this Year! - December 24, 2005
• #058: Birthday Bear's Winter Wonderland! - December 23, 2005
• #057: Road Trip - D.C. to New Orleans - December 22, 2005
• #056: Vegetarian Thanksgiving! - December 21, 2005
• #055: More Recycling Solutions for a Better Tomorrow! - December 14, 2005
• #054: Coping Mechanism Fun Wheel! - December 7, 2005
• #053: Employee Handbook: Communication Guide - December 1, 2005
• #052: HAUNTED MANSION! - November 21, 2005
• #051: WWJD? - November 14, 2005
• #050: Maybe we know each other a little too well? - November 7, 2005
• #049: Yuppieopoly! - November 1, 2005
• #048: Birthday Bear!! - October 21, 2005
• #047: Comics are Scary: A guide to surviving comic conventions - October 14, 2005
• #046: DNN: Exclusive News! - October 7, 2005
• #045: new orleans... - October 1, 2005
• #044: Post Katrina - September 21, 2005
• #043: Teach Your Kids About Terrorism! - September 14, 2005
• #042: Wise Old Mr. Turtle - September 7, 2005
• #041 alternate: FAKE SEX ADS - September 2, 2005
• #041: Fappy goes out to Eat! - September 1, 2005
• #040: What astronauts probably talk about... - August 21, 2005
• #039: Fire Dog! - August 14, 2005
• #038: Ode to Borf! - August 7, 2005
• #037: Hatred is Not a Family Value: 01 - August 1, 2005
• #036: Limousines and Fishies - July 14, 2005
• #035: Baldie McEagle Strikes Back - July 7, 2005
• #034: Emotional Baggage Claim - July 1, 2005
• #033: Mister Michael Jackson, my pal... - June 21, 2005
• #032: Employee Handbook: Manager's Guide - June 14, 2005
• #031: Fappy Goes to the Zoo! - June 7, 2005
• #030: Baldie McEagle!!!!!!!!!! - June 1, 2005
• #029: Life After Star Wars - May 21, 2005
• #028: Happy Birthday, Pacman - May 14, 2005
• #027: Attack of the Moms! - May 7, 2005
• #026: Is it Funny? - May 1, 2005
• #025: WANH! - April 21, 2005
• #024: Tax Day! - April 14, 2005
• #023: Fappy: Best Friends Forever - April 7, 2005
• #022: April Fool's - April 1, 2005
• #021: Easter - March 21, 2005
• #020: St. Paddy's Day - March 14, 2005
• #019: Employee Handbook - Employee Bathroom - March 7, 2005
• #018: Random Facts - March 1, 2005
• #017: If Breakups were Cute & Fuzzy - February 21, 2005
• #016: Helpful First Date Conversation Starters - February 14, 2005
• #015: A Dumb Little Story About Love - February 7, 2005
• #014: 100% Effective Pickup Lines - February 1, 2005
• #013: Single Life Vs. Married Life - January 22, 2005
• #012: Back to the Future IV - January 15, 2005
• #011: Racist Coloring Book! - January 8, 2005
• #010: Bar Room Resolutions - January 1, 2005
• #009: A Dumb Little Book About the Holidays - December 29, 2004
• #008: Employee Handbook: Holiday Work Party - December 22, 2004
• #007: Gallery of Guilty Pleasures & Social Misdemeanors - December 15, 2004
• #006: Employee Handbook: Social Graces in the Workplace - December 9, 2004
• #005: Fappy Thanksgiving - December 2, 2004
• #004: Celebrity Zombies - November 26, 2004
• #003: Post Apocalyptic Mass Transit Girlfriend - November 14, 2004
• #002: Bush vs. Kerry Mad Libs - November 7, 2004
• #001: Halloween 2004 - October 31, 2004

Hangin' With Jesus

• R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio - May 17, 2010
• R.I.P. Alex Chilton - March 18, 2010
• R.I.P. Billy Mays - June 29, 2009
• R.I.P. Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, & Ed McMahon - June 26, 2009
• R.I.P. Abu Musab al-Zarqawi - June 7, 2006
• R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg - April 4, 2005
• R.I.P. Bass Wolf - April 4, 2005
• R.I.P. Pope John Paul II - April 2, 2005
• R.I.P. Terri Schiavo & Johnny Corcoran - April 1, 2005
• R.I.P. Johnny Cash & John Ritter - August 14, 2003

ID Gallery

• Season Pass: 2010! - July 2, 2010
• New MD License - March 6, 2009
• Passport - October 24, 2007
• Fake Student ID - October 24, 2007
• Maryland ID - October 24, 2007
• Louisiana I.D. (as John Waters) - October 16, 2007
• D.C. Checkbook - October 16, 2007
• Louisiana License 2000 - October 16, 2007
• First Driver's License - October 16, 2007

Illustrations

• Baggage Check Illustration 07/28/10 - Unattractive - July 28, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 07/20/10 - Condo Woes - July 20, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 07/13/10 - Dividing Time - July 12, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 07/06/10 - 3 Date Expiration - July 5, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 06/29/10 - Old Flirt - June 28, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 06/22/10 - Overshadowed - June 22, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 06/15/10 - Ghosts of Girlfriend's Past - June 15, 2010
• 2010 World Cup - June 10, 2010
• DC CityPaper Covers - 12/18/10 & 12/25/10 - June 10, 2010
• DC CityPaper Cover - 05/21/10 - June 10, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 06/08/10 - Gag Toast - June 8, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 06/01/10 - Stressful Eating - June 2, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 05/25/10 - Rollercoaster - May 26, 2010
• R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio - May 17, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 05/11/10 - Skinny Old Photos - May 10, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration - Wasted Weekends - May 4, 2010
• MUTANT #1 (cover) - May 1, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 04/27/10 - Trapped - April 26, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 04/20/10 - Suspicious - April 19, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 04/13/10 - Runaway - April 12, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 04/06/10 - Second Life - April 5, 2010
• Bagagge Check Illustration 03/30/10 - Juggling 2 Guys - March 29, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 03/23/10 - Depression - March 22, 2010
• R.I.P. Alex Chilton - March 18, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 03/16/10 - Bisexual Rebel - March 15, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 03/09/10 - Unexplained Crying - March 8, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 03/01/10 - Sister the Bully - March 1, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 02/22/10 - Seeking Mr. Wrong - February 22, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 02/16/10 - No Babies - February 16, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 02/09/10 - Booze Hound Lawyer - February 9, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 02/02/10 - One Way Text Messages - February 1, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 01/26/10 - Angry Cougar - January 25, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 01/19/10 - Facebook Insecurities - January 19, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 01/12/10 - Bad Therapists - January 12, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 01/05/10 - No Sex Boyfriend - January 4, 2010
• Baggage Check Illustration 12/29/09 - What to be when I grow up... - December 28, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 12/22/09 - "Go get 'em, Tiger!" - December 21, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 12/15/09 - FB / Twitter instead of Work - December 14, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 12/08/09 - Favorite Son - December 7, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 12/01/09 - Always a Bridesmaid... - November 30, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 11/24/09 - Highs & Lows - November 23, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 11/17/09 - Negative Nancy - November 16, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 11/10/09 - Money Flaunter - November 9, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 11/03/09 - Career Change - November 2, 2009
• Atomic Books Gift Cards - October 31, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 10/27/09 - Disapproving In-Laws - October 26, 2009
• Weekend Pass Cover: Bentzen Ball - October 24, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 10/20/09 - Spoiled Dog - October 19, 2009
• Crafty Bastards 2009: Thank You Vendors! (postcard) - October 16, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 10/13/09 - Liar - October 12, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 10/06/09 - Always Angry - October 6, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 09/29/09 - Avoiding the Crusade - September 29, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 09/21/09 - Moving In Together - September 21, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 09/08/09 - Treated Like a Child - September 7, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 09/01/09 - Sloppy Husband - August 31, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 08/25/09 - Sunday Morning Stalkers - August 24, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 08/18/09 - Self Medicated Sleep - August 17, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 08/11/09 - Clingy Friend - August 10, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 08/04/09 - Anger Management - August 3, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 07/28/09 - Moving On After Nasty Split - July 27, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 07/21/09 - Emotionally Guarded - July 20, 2009
• Weekend Pass Cover: Fish Out of Water - July 16, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 07/14/09 - Financially Irresponsible - July 13, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 07/07/09 - Long Distance Relationship - July 6, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 06/30/09 - Resentment - June 29, 2009
• R.I.P. Billy Mays - June 29, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 06/23/09 - Neighbor Wars - June 23, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 06/16/09 - Office Braggart - June 16, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 06/09/09 - Barney Therapy - June 9, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 06/02/09 - Shy Guy - June 2, 2009
• WABA Shirt Design - May 31, 2009
• Express: Weekend Pass Cover (Artomatic) - May 27, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 05/26/09 - Cougar Dad - May 26, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 05/19/09 - Swine Flu - May 19, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 05/12/09 - Office Crush - May 12, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 05/05/09 - Work Anxiety - May 5, 2009
• MUTANT #0 - April 28, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 04/28/09 - Ghosts of Boyfriends Past - April 27, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 04/21/09 - Nasty Argument - April 20, 2009
• Baggage Check Illustration 04/21/09 - (alternate) - April 20, 2009
• FML Illo for the Express - March 17, 2009
• baggage check mockup - October 16, 2007
• Bashful Obama - October 9, 2007
• What Little Bird Told Him? (illustration) - October 2, 2007
• Baltimore City Paper Comics Contest - 2007 Cover - September 9, 2007
• Odd Commission Done via a Random Craigslist Ad... - September 8, 2006
• Illo for Washington City Paper - DC Mayor Race - September 8, 2006
• Cecil Seaside - November 2, 2003

Iphone Photo Journal

• Oh Baltimore - November 9, 2009
• Zeus: Craziest vehicle I've seen in a while... - October 30, 2009
• Ho Depot - October 28, 2009
• Dino arms - October 28, 2009
• Greetings From Bear Island! - October 28, 2009
• meow meow meow - October 28, 2009
• Hat on Herzog on Herzog - March 19, 2009
• Mr stevens - March 11, 2009
• Facebook test - December 21, 2008
• Barely made it on the train... - September 15, 2008
• Yucko - September 14, 2008
• Sis - September 10, 2008
• Going to meet sis - September 10, 2008
• Rainy cab ride home... - September 9, 2008
• Train broke down - September 9, 2008
• The magical land of onion - September 9, 2008
• Marc train to dc - September 9, 2008
• This is going to get addictive - September 9, 2008
• Orioles - September 9, 2008
• Test photo - September 9, 2008

Logos

• Handmade Mart Logo - February 24, 2010
• Gnobs Productions Logo - October 13, 2009
• Super Scoopers Logo - October 11, 2009
• Berkeley Community Acupuncture Logo - June 24, 2009
• Eastern Approach Acupuncture Logo - May 9, 2009
• Flambeaux Design Logo - December 12, 2008
• dirty girl logo - March 20, 2008
• Party Hat Rodeo logo - November 2, 2007
• Pet Fairy Logo - January 12, 2007
• Logjamming Logo - September 8, 2006
• Kamko logo - November 21, 2003

Photo Journal

• 091104: New Orleans / Baby Paxton - November 8, 2009
• Macro tests - November 13, 2007
• Kimmie - November 13, 2007
• New Camera: Canon 40D! - November 13, 2007
• photo journal test - October 16, 2007

Print Design

• Logjamming Ad - March 2, 2010
• Holiday Shop-n-Stroll (ad layout) - December 1, 2009
• God Bless You Mr. Scrooge - NY Play Showcard - November 8, 2009
• Pet Fairy Noshers: Fancy Fillings (packaging & one sheets) - August 26, 2009
• Onion AV - Daniel Johnston (layout) - February 21, 2008
• Hidden Hand: Mother, Teacher, Destroyer - (CD layout) - May 30, 2004

Short Films

• Baltimore to NY (first attempt at time lapse) - December 27, 2007
• Light Drawings: Series 1 - October 17, 2007
• Animation Test - October 17, 2007
• Banjo Monster - October 17, 2007
• 15 Things You Hope Never Happen To You In A Urinal - October 17, 2007
• Noodling at the Dirtfarm circa 2004? - June 16, 2004

Sketchbook

• Contents of Bag - 02/08/10 - March 23, 2010
• Atomic Books Gift Card Sketches - October 29, 2009
• Vinylmore Sketches - February 27, 2008
• Sketchbook test - October 16, 2007
• Blingy - May 25, 2007

Stencils

• Pee Wee - October 16, 2007
• Self portrait - October 16, 2007
• Wemple - October 16, 2007
• Bush Heads - October 16, 2007
• TV - October 16, 2007
• The Jesus - October 16, 2007
• Molly Ringwald - October 16, 2007
• You'll Shoot Your Eye Out, Kid - October 16, 2007
• Wally George - October 16, 2007
• John Waters - October 16, 2007

Stinkfish

• #009: Schwarm Triplets Swarm in to Help Dirt Wolf '96 - September 20, 1999
• #008: Nothing Can Stop Dirt Wolf Now - September 13, 1999
• #007: Dirt Wolf is Writing a Book - September 6, 1999
• #006: President Dirt Wolf On the Roof '96 - August 30, 1999
• #005: Dirt Wolf for President '96 - August 23, 1999
• #004: Lou Freeh / Liquid Nails - August 16, 1999
• #003: 11 Days Away From Retirement - August 9, 1999
• #002: A Winner - August 2, 1999
• #001: What's Your Crime? - July 26, 1999

Upcoming Events

• VINYLMORE 3: Munnyland - March 29, 2010

Web Design

• Hampden Village Merchants (site) - June 10, 2010
• Fenton Street Market (site) - April 1, 2010
• Handmade Mart (site) - February 23, 2010
• Berkeley Community Acupuncture (site) - August 16, 2009
• Soups On site - October 3, 2008
• Dave Obey for Congress - (mockup) - February 14, 2008
• Marx Cafe site - November 15, 2007
• Cuebar site - October 31, 2006
• Crafty Bastards 2006 site - June 28, 2006
• Metro MSR - site - June 23, 2006
• Crafty Bastards 2005 site - June 28, 2005
• Killoggs - (collaboration) - May 8, 2000